The Summer Olympics has captured the entire world’s attention over the last few weeks and seeing the amazing things the human body is capable of is really inspiring. In all the barely-there outfits, you can’t help but notice the nearly perfect physique of these athletes. Toned, muscular bodies dripping with sweat, running on adrenaline and passion, who posses incredible stamina achieving their lifelong dreams is pretty astounding… and hot! You may not have what it takes to be in London right now, but you don’t have to settle for couch cheering either. The alternative, the Olympic Games: Sex Edition. Here’s a list of six sports from the summer Olympics with a sexy twist ranging in three levels of difficulty: bronze, silver, and gold.

Rhythmic Gymnastics

Jana Berezko-Marggrander of Germany / photo credit: Bernhard Schwall

Bronze: She stands with one leg planted on the floor, the other is lifted so that her leg wraps around his torso with her foot behind his back. He holds the raised leg to help her balance and gain leverage for penetration. She rests her forearms on bed/surface of your choice.

Silver: He positions himself between two sturdy objects like a couch and a strong chair or ottoman. Placing his hands on the couch behind him, he will do tricep dips with his feet resting on the chair/ottoman. She will straddle him and bend her knees to meet his thrusts.

Gold: He sits at the edge of the bed and she sits on his lap with her feet outstretched on the bed. She then leans back with their hands clasped for balance as they rock in sync.

Synchronized Swimming

Australian Olympic Team

*Everyone may not have a pool, so I’ve chosen a variant suitable for a tub for the first selection.

Bronze:  Fill the tub a quarter of the way, then switch to the shower. Climb in and have her lie on her side. She will open her legs so he can straddle the leg on the bottom, resting the other over his shoulder as he enters her.

Silver: Both partners are standing. She will have to raise one leg and stretch it across his chest. Penetration may be made easier with the weightlessness of the water. *Don’t forget the lube to supplement for the water washing away her natural lubricant.

Gold: She will grip the pool’s edge and raise both feet off the pool’s floor to wrap them around her partner’s waist as he penetrates from behind.

Table Tennis

Chuang Chih-Yuan of Taiwan

Bronze: Climb on top of your table then both partners assume the crab position with both hands and feet placed on the table with her lap resting in his until penetration is possible.

Silver: Similar to the bronze version, except she lies back with only her shoulders resting on the table for support.

Gold: Same as Silver except both partners lie back with only their shoulders touching the table.

Volleyball

Jaqueline Carvalho of Brazil

Bronze: He lies on the floor flat on his back with his legs resting on a couch, his feet on the back of the couch for leverage. She straddles him for a ride that has an ideal view for a breast man.

Silver: You can’t have Olympic volleyball sex and not include a net! To begin, both parties are standing. She bends over with her arms behind her, her wrists bound by a pair of fishnets. She leans over to allow for his penetration from the rear suspended by her wrists.

Gold: All too often only men are in a position to view penetration during the act. For this position it’s her serve, so rightfully she gets an eyeful. She lies on her back with her legs drawn up to her chest. He’s on top facing away from her in a squatting position resting on top of her legs. He can reach back holding her hands for balance.

Weightlifting

Kendrick Farris of USA

Bronze: With both partners facing a bed, she will plant her feet on the bed with her knees bent and her back pressed against his chest to do tricep dips in rhythm with his thrusting.

Silver: Facing each other he will stand with his back to the bed. She will wrap her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist with her feet on the bed for support to pump in rhythm with him.

Gold: To begin the position you may want to begin seated, but then switch to standing. No cheating, you are going for the gold! He sits, she lies on top upside facing away from him with her legs wrapped behind his head so he can perform cunninlingus. He stands as she reaches back and clasps her hands around his back.

Wrestling

Jordan Burroughs for USA

Bronze: In this sexy suplex, he’s flat on his back on the floor. She’s seated in front of him with his legs wrapped around her. She bends at the waist to fellate him.

Silver: She gets into the doggystyle position but rests on her shoulders instead of her forearms so she is pinned beneath him. He stands on the bed above her and squats into penetration.

Gold: Similar to the silver position, but instead of him standing above, he takes a seated position (but not resting his weight on her) to penetrate.

These positions may sound like a lot of work but that’s why it”s called the Olympic Games of sex! Challenge yourself and your body to do it like an Olympian. You may be surprised at your and your partner’s ability to bring home the gold!